Install this theme
3rd grade
  • friend:

    *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"

  • me:

    what

  • friend:

    OH MAN

  • OH

  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST

  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME

  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.

  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

warmpastry:

honestly interested

warmpastry:

honestly interested

mostly10:

Ladies and gentlemen, Supernatural VFX coordinator.

and me :)

just wanted to say - if you want to keep this conversation going with ryan, be my guest and you’re more than welcome to comment on my tweets too. just please don’t attack him or call him names or generally put him down, because that’s just the kind of thing that makes people with opinons like this feel like they were right all along and that we’re all just ‘crazy feminazis’.

kthank

thisiswhiteprivilege:

softboycollective:

TUESDAY 8/19: Ferguson PD presented a table full of fabricated evidence at this morning’s press conference - allegedly seized from protestors and stopped cars. The Colt 45 Molotov with a white bandana was the crowning glory, turns out you can’t even buy glass 40’s in Missouri. Stay classy, FPD

I seriously think white supremacist are coming in the area to frame the protesters, but it could just be the cops

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

grumpysalmon:

mayra-quijotesca:

ask-coffee-brew:

grumpysalmon:

ask-coffee-brew:

grumpysalmon:

caught this ugly fish today. released it immediately

whY WOULD YOU DO THAT THAT IS THE RAREST FISH YOU CAN EVER GET I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT AND YOU HAPPEN TO CaTCH IT AND YOU RELEASE IT THIS BETTER BE SOME SORT OF JOKE AND ITS NOT FUNny

oops i dropped another

arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

THIS POST MAKES ME SO ANGRY LIKE SERIOUSLY DUDE EVEN IF YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT THE MUSEUM EACH ONE OF THOSE FRICKS IS LIKE 15000 BELLS DON’T TELL ME YOU ARE THAT WELL OFF THAT YOU DON’T NEED THE MONEY FOR PUBLIC WORKS OR HOUSE LOANS AND SHIT